The PLAYER Got PLAYED

Fool!

God’s Honest Truth – the only time I have EVER played poker was in a villa in the hills above Marbella with my employers and their fam.

I had no effing idea what to do. So I blagged.

Apparently – when I laid my cards down I’d been dealt a Royal Flush.

I was 17 years old and had no idea why the game stopped there and then and the Remy Martin was cracked open :o(

Himself and I sometimes play Gin Rummy. HE always wins. POUT.

BTW – We do NOT fight. Not P.C. We disagree.

With my jaw clenched! Sshhhh!